Sail / Everybody Wants to Rule the World

song-masher:

song-masher:

Mash-up of 

  • AWOLNATION Sail (Feed Me Remix)
  • Lorde Everybody Wants to Rule the World

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Sail © 2011 Red Bull RecordsEverybody Wants to Rule the World © 1985 Phonogram (UK), Mercury (US), Vertigo (CA); The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack © 2013 Republic Records, Mercury Records. My mash-ups are transformative works and are protected by the DMCA’s fair-use doctrine.

Protip:  this is walking tempo, so make sure to play it while walking away from explosions like a badass

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock.

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

dude i’m gonna keep my drugs in a dildo

I’m actually sick to my stomach with disgust. I can’t even sleep I’m so pissed off and insulted.

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(Source: better-than-kanye-bitchh, via gaave)

everyone has to watch this please i'm laughing so hard